Quality Jernalisms

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Generally the best way to tell is to see if they’ve filed divorce papers. 

Quality family court jernalisms

Generally the best way to tell is to see if they’ve filed divorce papers.

Quality family court jernalisms

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Quality economic analysis jernalisms

If practising safe sex is too much mental anguish for you, you probably shouldn’t be having sex.
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If practising safe sex is too much mental anguish for you, you probably shouldn’t be having sex.

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Well isn’t that lovely.

Quality off the market jernalisms

Well isn’t that lovely.

Quality off the market jernalisms

News Ltd readers self-diagnosing their kids. What could possibly go wrong?
Quality it’s all in the eyes jernalisms

News Ltd readers self-diagnosing their kids. What could possibly go wrong?

Quality it’s all in the eyes jernalisms

Another candidate for our You Must Be So Proud of your Career award today in the form of Erinna Giblin.

Quality sit ubu sit good boy jernalisms

(HT @PurserJ for sending this our way)

Another candidate for our You Must Be So Proud of your Career award today in the form of Erinna Giblin.

Quality sit ubu sit good boy jernalisms

(HT @PurserJ for sending this our way)

Independent Nonsense Revisited

Late Frisay night, our editor took a look at how Indepdent Australia reported on some happenings in the Federal Court. He didn’t like what he saw so he wrote some words about it.

We suspect that writing the two lower stories in this image constitute two of the five “things to do while you’re procrastinating” mentioned in the top story. 

Quality editors picks jernalisms

We suspect that writing the two lower stories in this image constitute two of the five “things to do while you’re procrastinating” mentioned in the top story.

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Quality “top” stories jernalisms

Quality “top” stories jernalisms

Spoiler: it’s a cloud.

Quality meteorological jernalisms

HT @2FBS on the tooter.